Matt Kelly
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Matt Kelly plays keyboards and sings for Lick Lick, and rumor has it he writes a lot of their music too. He was born in a blazing hot desert, moved to a blazing hot swamp, and is now in Lick Lick, a blazing hot band. His past projects include white boy post-funk (Sprawl) and psychosexual post-ska (Middlefinger). He was also in Les Saucy Pants with Lick Lick singer Mo Perce! Mo and Matt once sold a Les Saucy Pants CD to a stranger in Shreveport, Louisiana.
As the oldest member of Lick Lick, Matt is a father-figure to the rest of the band. He can often be seen tucking drummer Snoopy Melvin into bed, wiping bits of dried vomit off the corners of bassist Peter Stopschinki’s mouth, dueling to defend the honor of singer Mo Perce, or patiently ignoring commands from control-freak guitarist Eric Roach.
In his free time Matt loves avoiding things such as gardening tools, ice skates, and decisions. In addition, he is often grab-assy. On that blessed day when Matt ascends to the heavens flanked by guitar-wielding angels with mullets, he will be survived by two dogs, a despicably large family, and a shiny blue bicycle. Donations will be accepted in the form of Monopoly money. Pour one out for your homie!
Filed by Matt at July 3rd, 2008 under Uncategorized